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10secs.wav "Is it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for 10 secs?"
7Ways.wav From Grumpy Old Men; The old man's play on words for sex.
Ahmirand.wav "You have the right not to be an asshole. If you give up that right, everything you say and do in here will be held against you. If you cannot afford to stop being an asshole, then someone will be appointed to kick yours out of here".
Airhead.wav "A head full of air"
AllNuts.wav "As everyone gone nuts?  Who in the hell do you think you are"?
AnAss.wav "You know I always love it when you come into the room.  I just sit back and watch in aww how you make a total ass of yourself".
Arogant.wav "You are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold.  I like that".
Aroganc.wav "Ahh arrogance and stupidity all in one package how efficient of you".
Ass2Nite.wav Song, "Were you born an asshole or did you work at it whole life.  Either way it works out fine.  Because your an asshole tonight".
AssHoles.wav "I knew it.  I'm surrounded by assholes".
Babbline.wav "Excuse me a sec.  What are you babbling about?"
Bastard.wav "You stupid ignorant, son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard.  Jesus Christ I've met some dumb  bastards in my time but you out do them all".
Bastard2.wav "Now listen here you little bastard.  Just turn around and walk out of here the same way you came in".
Bastard3.wav "You bastards.  You piece of heartless bastards".
Bastard4.wav "You snotty little bastard".
BeSick.wav Bullwinkle, "I think I shall now be sick".
BigButt.wav "Oh my God Becky.  Look at her butt, it is so big".
CluTrain.wav "When the clue train drives by I want you to hope on, alright?"
DuhMean.wav "Does the word Duh, mean anything to you"?
DumbShit.wav "Look at the screen you dumb shit.  I'm trying to get your attention".
Dweebs.wav "What is it boy <dog barking> a snert, just what I thought.  I agree these guys are dweebs, sick em boy <dog growl>".
FaceAss.wav "Your face, your ass, what's the difference".
GetBent.wav "F*ck you and the horse you rode in on".
GetLaid.wav "Want to get laid?  Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait".
GetLife1.wav "Get a life".
GetLife2.wav "Get a life for crying out loud".
GetUsed2.wav "Get used to disappointment".
GoAway2.wav "Don't go away mad, just go away".
Gonads.wav Paul Harvey, "Gonads are useful for the purpose, but they are no substitute for brains".
GrowinUp.wav "Part of growing up is doing the things you have to do.  Not just doing what ever you want".
Idiot.wav "You're an idiot".
Ignore.wav "Well time to put another moron on ignore".
IllExpl.wav "I'll explain.  And I'll use small words that you'll be sure to understand".
InBed.wav "You know you look like someone that can handle himself in bed.... and no doubt often does".
InNoMood.wav "Listen butt face I'm in no mood to deal with an idiot like you".
InstBtch.wav 70's something, "God what did you have for breakfast this morning?  Carnation Instant Bitch"?
IQDrop.wav "Did IQs just drop suddenly while I was away"?
ItsYou.wav Groucho Marx, "Don't look know, but there is one man too many in this room and I think it's room".
Lamer.wav Echo, "Lamer"!
Lobotomy.wav "I want to be just like you.  I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights".
MommaFat.wav Your mother is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck".
MommaGls.wav "Your momma glasses are so thick, when she looks in a mirror she can see people waving".
MrnTest.wav "The is the test of the emergency moron system.  Had there been a real moron in the room there you would have seen a small mushroom cloud in the room where the idiot had been standing."
MyVote.wav "Look, want the asshole of the year award?  You get my vote okay"?
NvrUpIn.wav "Never up, never in".
Operatin.wav "There is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong".
Opposite.wav "I'm smart, your dumb, I'm right, your wrong and there is nothing you can do about it".
Paint.wav "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid"?  "<laugh> Why"?
PathClwn.wav "So I typed pathetic clown into a search engine and your name popped right up".
PathLosr.wav "You are one pathetic loser".
PutDown.wav "Your are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, your morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell".
SknkBskt.wav "Why don't you dip yourself in flour and make a skank biscuit".
SlapMom.wav "Is it try that when you were born that the doctor turned around and slapped your mother"?
Spnd1Min.wav Weird Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in grand central station with my tongue then spend one more minute with you".
Subtle.wav "Girl, that woman is about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the back side".
Success.wav "I feel like some type of superhero.  Able to ward off success at every turn".
TConfusd.wav "Your totally confused again aren't you"?
URIdiot.wav Song, "You are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha".
USuck.wav "It's official you suck"!
WhosJerk.wav "Ok who's the jerk"?
WhoYou.wav "You big fat thinking bastard.  God how I hate you. You make me want to puke with your flatulent breath with your I order you to do this and I order you to do that. Who in the hell do you think you are?  Your pusillanimous bag of 
Witch.wav "I wish I was a witch.  I'd shove my broom stick right up your ass".
YourNose.wav "Excuse me is that your nose or did a bus park on your face"?
YourProb.wav "What is your problem.  You insensitive asshole".
YourType.wav "Your type really makes me puke".
YouSuck.wav Beavis and Butthead, "I think you suck".








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