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10secs.wav |
"Is
it possible for you to shut the f*ck up for 10 secs?" |
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7Ways.wav |
From
Grumpy Old Men; The old man's play on words for sex. |
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Ahmirand.wav |
"You
have the right not to be an asshole. If you give up that right,
everything you say and do in here will be held against you. If
you cannot afford to stop being an asshole, then someone will be
appointed to kick yours out of here". |
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Airhead.wav |
"A
head full of air" |
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AllNuts.wav |
"As
everyone gone nuts? Who in the hell do you think you
are"? |
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AnAss.wav |
"You
know I always love it when you come into the room. I just
sit back and watch in aww how you make a total ass of
yourself". |
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Arogant.wav |
"You
are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like
that". |
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Aroganc.wav |
"Ahh
arrogance and stupidity all in one package how efficient of
you". |
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Ass2Nite.wav |
Song,
"Were you born an asshole or did you work at it whole
life. Either way it works out fine. Because your an
asshole tonight". |
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AssHoles.wav |
"I
knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes". |
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Babbline.wav |
"Excuse
me a sec. What are you babbling about?" |
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Bastard.wav |
"You
stupid ignorant, son-of-a-bitch dumb bastard. Jesus Christ
I've met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them
all". |
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Bastard2.wav |
"Now
listen here you little bastard. Just turn around and walk
out of here the same way you came in". |
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Bastard3.wav |
"You
bastards. You piece of heartless bastards". |
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Bastard4.wav |
"You
snotty little bastard". |
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BeSick.wav |
Bullwinkle,
"I think I shall now be sick". |
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BigButt.wav |
"Oh
my God Becky. Look at her butt, it is so big". |
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CluTrain.wav |
"When
the clue train drives by I want you to hope on, alright?" |
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DuhMean.wav |
"Does
the word Duh, mean anything to you"? |
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DumbShit.wav |
"Look
at the screen you dumb shit. I'm trying to get your
attention". |
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Dweebs.wav |
"What
is it boy <dog barking> a snert, just what I
thought. I agree these guys are dweebs, sick em boy
<dog growl>". |
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FaceAss.wav |
"Your
face, your ass, what's the difference". |
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GetBent.wav |
"F*ck
you and the horse you rode in on". |
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GetLaid.wav |
"Want
to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait". |
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GetLife1.wav |
"Get
a life". |
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GetLife2.wav |
"Get
a life for crying out loud". |
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GetUsed2.wav |
"Get
used to disappointment". |
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GoAway2.wav |
"Don't
go away mad, just go away". |
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Gonads.wav |
Paul
Harvey, "Gonads are useful for the purpose, but they are no
substitute for brains". |
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GrowinUp.wav |
"Part
of growing up is doing the things you have to do. Not just
doing what ever you want". |
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Idiot.wav |
"You're
an idiot". |
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Ignore.wav |
"Well
time to put another moron on ignore". |
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IllExpl.wav |
"I'll
explain. And I'll use small words that you'll be sure to
understand". |
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InBed.wav |
"You
know you look like someone that can handle himself in bed....
and no doubt often does". |
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InNoMood.wav |
"Listen
butt face I'm in no mood to deal with an idiot like you". |
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InstBtch.wav |
70's
something, "God what did you have for breakfast this
morning? Carnation Instant Bitch"? |
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IQDrop.wav |
"Did
IQs just drop suddenly while I was away"? |
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ItsYou.wav |
Groucho
Marx, "Don't look know, but there is one man too many in
this room and I think it's room". |
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Lamer.wav |
Echo,
"Lamer"! |
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Lobotomy.wav |
"I
want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a
lobotomy and some tights". |
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MommaFat.wav |
Your
mother is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck". |
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MommaGls.wav |
"Your
momma glasses are so thick, when she looks in a mirror she can
see people waving". |
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MrnTest.wav |
"The
is the test of the emergency moron system. Had there been
a real moron in the room there you would have seen a small
mushroom cloud in the room where the idiot had been
standing." |
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MyVote.wav |
"Look,
want the asshole of the year award? You get my vote
okay"? |
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NvrUpIn.wav |
"Never
up, never in". |
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Operatin.wav |
"There
is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't
prolong". |
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Opposite.wav |
"I'm
smart, your dumb, I'm right, your wrong and there is nothing you
can do about it". |
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Paint.wav |
"Did
you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid"?
"<laugh> Why"? |
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PathClwn.wav |
"So
I typed pathetic clown into a search engine and your name popped
right up". |
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PathLosr.wav |
"You
are one pathetic loser". |
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PutDown.wav |
"Your
are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, your morally
reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no
taste, a lousy sense of humour and you smell". |
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SknkBskt.wav |
"Why
don't you dip yourself in flour and make a skank biscuit". |
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SlapMom.wav |
"Is
it try that when you were born that the doctor turned around and
slapped your mother"? |
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Spnd1Min.wav |
Weird
Al, "I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in grand central
station with my tongue then spend one more minute with
you". |
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Subtle.wav |
"Girl,
that woman is about as subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the back
side". |
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Success.wav |
"I
feel like some type of superhero. Able to ward off success
at every turn". |
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TConfusd.wav |
"Your
totally confused again aren't you"? |
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URIdiot.wav |
Song,
"You are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha". |
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USuck.wav |
"It's
official you suck"! |
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WhosJerk.wav |
"Ok
who's the jerk"? |
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WhoYou.wav |
"You
big fat thinking bastard. God how I hate you. You make me
want to puke with your flatulent breath with your I order you to
do this and I order you to do that. Who in the hell do you think
you are? Your pusillanimous bag of |
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Witch.wav |
"I
wish I was a witch. I'd shove my broom stick right up your
ass". |
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YourNose.wav |
"Excuse
me is that your nose or did a bus park on your face"? |
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YourProb.wav |
"What
is your problem. You insensitive asshole". |
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YourType.wav |
"Your
type really makes me puke". |
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YouSuck.wav |
Beavis
and Butthead, "I think you suck". |
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66 Chat Room Insult Sound File |
