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ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES - FREE DOWNLOAD

AnsMach - A Rappin Answering Machine Message.wav
AnsMach - A Horse Racing Answering Machine Message.wav
AnsMach - Alice Cooper.wav
AnsMach - Alien.wav
AnsMach - Austin Powers, Like no one is home baby.wav
AnsMach - Baseball, Hi if you just joined.wav
AnsMach - Bill Clinton's 900 Number.wav
AnsMach - Britney Spears - Crazy.wav
AnsMach - Bubba Fat Xss Office.wav
AnsMach - Cheech, Oh Man thank you for.wav
AnsMach - Clint Eastwood, There is no one home.wav
AnsMach - Columbo, Excuse me I don't mean to bother you.wav
AnsMach - Confused (aka Automated Hell).wav
AnsMach - Cradle Of Filth - Dani's.wav
AnsMach - Don't Bother Leaving Your Name and Number.wav
AnsMach - Dragon Ball Z - Vegeta Answering Machine.wav
AnsMach - Elvis Presley, Hey baby this is here the King.wav
AnsMach - Faulty Towers.wav
AnsMach - Fields, An answering machine.wav
AnsMach - Flinstone, Fred; Listen you rockhead.wav
AnsMach - Friends, Singing, You've got leave a message.wav
AnsMach - Garfield, and no one can come to the phone.wav
AnsMach - George Bush, I'm not home right now.wav
AnsMach - George from Seinfeld, believe it or not.wav
AnsMach - Greetings, This Is Igor.wav
AnsMach - Greetings, This is Science Officer.wav
AnsMach - Greetings, you have reached the 6th sense detective agency .wav
AnsMach - Hannibal Lecter - Silence of the Lambs (clips put together).wav
AnsMach - Harry Connick, JR.wav
AnsMach - Having Sex, Ahhh.wav
AnsMach - Hepburn, I'm answering this phone .wav
AnsMach - Hey, where did you get this number. What makes you think I want to talk to you.wav
AnsMach - Hello caller, should you choose to accept it (Mission Impossible Theme Answering Machine Message).wav
AnsMach - Hello Heaven here,God speaking leave you name, number and prayer .wav
AnsMach - Hello Hello Oh Hi, how are you, yeah, but I'm not home right at the moment, so take my answering machine please.wav
AnsMach - Hello I'm home right now, but I can't find the phone.wav
AnsMach - Hello I'm not home right now so hang on while I get a pencil.wav
AnsMach - Hello there and welcome to the show today's topic answering machines.wav
AnsMach - Hello, you are the one millionith caller and have won a brand new car, provided you can answer these questions.wav
AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 1.wav
AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 2.wav
AnsMach - Hi this is Rodney Dangerfield, the folks aren't home right now VER 3.wav
AnsMach - Hi, I'm not here, please leave a message for my cat.wav
AnsMach - Hi, I'm not here, please leave a message for my dog.wav
AnsMach - Homer, Hello, to whoever you're calling.wav
AnsMach - Howard Stern.wav
AnsMach - I don't know who you, Where you calling near or far, when I get up outta the sack (Military theme).wav
AnsMach - If you wanna be my lover, you have got to leave, leave your name and number (Spice girls Theme).wav
AnsMach - I'm Home But Cant Find The Phone.wav
AnsMach - Irish Man, Hello are you calling me.wav
AnsMach - Jack, Hi this is Jack.wav
AnsMach - Jack, I don't know what to tell ya.wav
AnsMach - Jim Rockford.wav
AnsMach - Jimmy Stewart, listen carefully.wav
AnsMach - Karloff, the master of the house.wav
AnsMach - Kermit the Frog, Testing 1,2,3.wav
AnsMach - Left Left Left Right Left (military theme).wav
AnsMach - Learn Japanesse in 20 sec.wav
AnsMach - Like HI okay like all my parents say is give them attitude.wav
AnsMach - Lion Sleep Tonight Tune.wav
AnsMach - Little Fluffy will be Blown to Smitherings.wav
AnsMach - Love me or Call Dr Phil.wav
AnsMach - Machine of Split Personality.wav
AnsMach - Marvin The Martian (Looney Tunes).wav
AnsMach - Mentos Theme, leave a message.wav
AnsMach - Michael Bolton.wav
AnsMach - Mission Impossible.wav
AnsMach - Monty Python - Alzheimer Answering Machine.wav
AnsMach - Mr Sandman please call again or at the beep you could leave me your name.wav
AnsMach - Multiple Choice.wav
AnsMach - Nobody is Getting Away.wav
AnsMach - NSYNC - Justin Timberlake.wav
AnsMach - Operator, that number has been changed.wav
AnsMach - P.O.D.wav
AnsMach - Peter Sellers - Inspector Clouseau.wav
AnsMach - PMS Crisis hotline.wav
AnsMach - Pot Smokers.wav
AnsMach - Prozac and Exlax.wav
AnsMach - Ren and Stimpy.wav
AnsMach - Richy San Borai.wav
AnsMach - Romance, they sure weren't going to answer.wav
AnsMach - Roy D. Mercer, the folks that live here.wav
AnsMach - Santa Clause.wav
AnsMach - Shirley Temple, sorry but no one is not home.wav
AnsMach - Singing Quartet.wav
AnsMach - Singing, Coca-Cola Version.wav
AnsMach - Singing, I hear the phone.wav
AnsMach - Singing, I wish that we could.wav
AnsMach - Singing, If you really want to talk.wav
AnsMach - Singing, If you want to leave a message.wav
AnsMach - Singing, We're a tape recording.wav
AnsMach - Singing, we're sorry we're not home.wav
AnsMach - Singing, You better leave a message.wav
AnsMach - Sorry, Everyone Is Tied Up.wav
AnsMach - So you decided to give us a call, well we're not here.wav
AnsMach - Speak.wav
AnsMach - Star Trek.wav
AnsMach - Telephone Warning Answering Machine.wav
AnsMach - Thank You For Calling 911.wav
AnsMach - Thank you for calling Dial-An-Asshole.wav
AnsMach - Thank you for calling the North Pole.wav
AnsMach - Thank you for Calling, your call will be answered in the order it was received, you are caller 9453.wav
AnsMach - Thank you for calling ToyCo, miss out on tickle me elmo.wav
AnsMach - The Devil.wav
AnsMach - The Fingers You have used to dial are too fat.wav
AnsMach - The Simpsons, Flanders.wav
AnsMach - The Simpsons, Homer.wav
AnsMach - There he sits reading a magazine and suddenly the telephone rings.wav
AnsMach - Twas the Night Before Christmas.wav
AnsMach - USMC.wav
AnsMach - Wanker.wav
AnsMach - Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System.wav
AnsMach - Well Hi There welcome to the easy listening sounds of this answering machine.wav
AnsMach - What we have here is a failure to communicate but if you leave you message at the sound of the kitty (cat meow).wav
AnsMach - You have reached CPX2000 Voice Black Mail System .wav
   
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